In honor of Halloween, I’m going to take 3 seemingly ordinary objects and scare the hell out of you with them, the same way that Toy Story scared the hell out of me with normal, everyday, Cycloptic Octo-Baby Dolls.
I recently got back from a 7 day vacation in the Caribbean. I’ll write about that part later, because writing is hard. But since we were leaving from Florida, we made a stop in the Magic Kingdom for a whole day. Yay, I thought. I’ve only been there twice before, the last time being 8 years ago. Going as an adult is still enjoyable, but it’s not quite the magical utopia you remember. Now I’m old enough to realize:
Omegle is an anonymous insta-chat site, and it’s it’s fun and easy to mess with people. Read these if you want a quick laugh.
If you are not familiar, the “you” is me, the “stranger” is a random person, and the question is written by another random person, who just watches the conversation (in horror). These are all real, edited for clarity because people can’t type.
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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!
Question to discuss:
My nanas 60th and bestfriends birthdays on the same day. what do I do.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
There’s a video out there of some vaguely Ukranian-looking television talent show contestant who, according to the uploader who likely doesn’t know this person in real life, is the World’s Greatest Bartender Smiley Face.
Well. I’ll be the judge of that. Here’s what would happen if this guy ever tended my bar.