Breakdown: Justin Bieber Needs To Get His Priorities Straight

March 4, 2013

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Long_as_You_Love_Me_(Justin_Bieber_song)

At some point in my life, I realized pop music lyrics make no damn sense. Mostly because it’s more about the feel of the music and less about the poetry, so songwriters can get away with the most ridiculous assaults on the English language. In Breakdown, I overanalyze the shit of these lyrics and completely miss the point in the process.

This Week’s Breakdown:

“As Long As You Love Me” by the Biebs.

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Breakdown: “Call Me Maybe” is Actually About a Sociopathic Relationship

December 3, 2012

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/sep/18/entertainment/la-et-ms-album-review-carly-rae-jepsen-kiss-20120917

At some point in my life, I realized pop music lyrics make no damn sense. Mostly because it’s more about the feel of the music and less about the poetry, so songwriters can get away with the most ridiculous assaults on the English language. In Breakdown, I overanalyze the shit of these lyrics and completely miss the point in the process.

This Week’s Breakdown:

“Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen

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