Omegle Chats: Permission To Pee

February 11, 2013

http://omegle.com/

Omegle is an anonymous insta-chat site, and it’s it’s fun and easy to mess with people. Read these if you want a quick laugh.

If you are not familiar, the “you” is me, the “stranger” is a random person, and the question is written by another random person, who just watches the conversation (in horror). These are all real, edited for clarity because people can’t type.

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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!

Question to discuss:

Hi. I am physically beautiful and intelligent. I need to make twenty thousand dollars in four months. What are my options?

YOU: ha

Stranger: hmmm

YOU: ur not gonna like the options

Stranger: prostitution..

YOU: 2 words – Web. Cam.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Omegle Chats: Similarly Equipped

October 5, 2012

http://omegle.com/

Omegle is an anonymous insta-chat site, and it’s it’s fun and easy to mess with people. Read these if you want a quick laugh.

If you are not familiar, the “you” is me, the “stranger” is a random person, and the question is written by another random person, who just watches the conversation (in horror). These are all real, edited for clarity because people can’t type.

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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say Hi!

Question to discuss:

My nanas 60th and bestfriends birthdays on the same day. what do I do.

YOU: Threesome.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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