New Youtube Series – “Crappy Endings” (#2)

November 19, 2014

Check out my new Youtube show, “Crappy Endings.” I basically take movie clips and explain how the movie should have ended then and there using a series of increasingly absurd voice-overs and sound effects created with my mouth. It’s stupid. But if for some reason you find it funny, check it out on Youtube and subscribe and like so that I’m encouraged to make more and don’t feel sad.

Crappy Endings #2 – Skyfall

Crappy Endings #1 – Hocus Pocus



A Conversation That Must be Commonly Heard Around The World’s Worst “Greatest” Bartender

October 1, 2012

There’s a video out there of some vaguely Ukranian-looking television talent show¬†contestant¬†who, according to the uploader who likely doesn’t know this person in real life, is the World’s Greatest Bartender Smiley Face.

Well. I’ll be the judge of that. Here’s what would happen if this guy ever tended my bar.

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Hello World!?

September 3, 2012

Hey everybody.

So I finally caved and started a blog. I guess I’m a little late to the party but better late than never! HA! Those are some of the funny jokes you can expect here!

I am pretty bad at website design, and even though I technically have a minor in IT I barely know what XHTML is. Is it like those new porn domains they have now? (Reminder: purchase

Let’s see if we can add an image here…Click that, carry the two…this is so easy!

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