Here is everything I’ve written elsewhere on the Internet, to the best of my knowledge, from newest to oldest.
For quick access to the sites I regularly write for, check out my profile pages:
Top Tenz – coming soon
Distractify – coming soon
April 25, 2013
The Pointless PS3 Review, Part 1
The first in a series for my friend’s blog where I review the games I got last Black Friday in a hilarious fashion.
April 6, 2013
10 Crazy Things You Can Do With Sound
My first for Listverse, it was pretty interesting to research. The sound-proof room sounds like torture, since I know I probably have hearing damage and the constant ringing would drive me insane.
March 20, 2013
This article holds the record for “the final article that was most different from the original premise.” It started out being about solutions in Sci-Fi movies that end up causing more problems, and ended up being co-written and combined with another article before it was published. So unfortunately, I was only left with one of my original entries, Minority Report.
February 13, 2013
The Stupid History of Downloadable Games
My first feature over at the Escapist. It was pretty fun. I wish Sega Channel was still real.
January 21, 2013
I loved doing this, because I like making idiots look like idiots, and videogames. So I combined the two.
January 17, 2013
4 Upcoming Games That Will Blow Everything Else Away
This was the first article I did for my friend’s nerd blog. I tend not to do gaming pieces in my own space because I have access to other outlets that are more specific to gaming. But we’ll see.
November 24, 2012
This was originally a full article but ended up being my first Quick Fix, Cracked’s short-form articles. I’m responsible for the ones about the new space shuttle, Virgin Galactic, and the Robonaut.
October 28, 2012
Jumped on this one for Halloween. A lot of potential entries for this one ended up getting cut or combined into the same entry. Mine about Bethesda games and Battlefield got combined into the first one. This one is done annually, so I’ll try to get on it again.
August 18, 2012
The 6 Most Certifiably Insane Acts of Writing
I was furiously writing over the summer, which explains the four (!) articles in August. Doubt I’ll be able to do that again. I wrote the entries about Robert Shield’s Diary, Finnegan’s Wake, and the “Young Visiters”.
August 15, 2012
Picked this idea up after someone abandoned it.
August 6, 2012
This one is more picture based so there are a lot more entries here.
August 5, 2012
Awesomely published the day before, this was the most fun I’ve had writing an article. I literally got paid to watch Pokemon. Probably my favorite thing I’ve written.
June 7, 2012
The 5 Worst Marketing Ideas Ever Put into Action
My second Cracked article was a co-write (I wrote the McAfrika entry). Quite a bit of our entries were cut before publication. I’ve republished two of them here.
May 16, 2013
About 5 months after joining the workshop, my first Cracked article was published. One of the weirdest and coolest moments of my life was seeing my name on the front page of the most popular humor website in the world. Seriously a dream coming true. Funnily enough, this article has done the worst traffic out of all of mine so far. But I’m not complaining – it got half a million views.
March 18, 2012
Is Kickstarter The Future?
This was the first thing I ever wrote online (you’ll notice the wee little “Chris R.” at the bottom). It’s a fairly small gaming blog that I found by accident, and it has improved it’s look quite a bit since I’ve written this. Maybe someday I’ll revisit it.