3 Stupid Reasons Pop Music Is Getting Even Worse

March 24, 2014


Sure, calling out the pop music industry for the drivel that it is can hardly be considered “edgy” anymore. However, if you follow me slightly beneath the surface, past all the weird lyrics and the autotune, we”ll look at how rapidly changing technologies and shifting cultural norms are going to have a lasting effect that is changing music forever (and not necessarily for the best). For example:

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Breakdown: “Call Me Maybe” is Actually About a Sociopathic Relationship

December 3, 2012


At some point in my life, I realized pop music lyrics make no damn sense. Mostly because it’s more about the feel of the music and less about the poetry, so songwriters can get away with the most ridiculous assaults on the English language. In Breakdown, I overanalyze the shit of these lyrics and completely miss the point in the process.

This Week’s Breakdown:

“Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen

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