Since I’ve started plastering my email address publicly across the Interwebs I’ve received an accosting level of spam in my inbox. Against my better judgement, I’ve decided to reply to them here, using the alter-ego that I just made up. All spelling mistakes are their fault. And for the love of god, don’t go to ANY of their links.
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From: SWISS LOTTO NEDERLANDS [redacted]
SWISS LOTTO NETHERLANDS
FRANCOSTRAAT 40,
3067DV, LAIDEN.
NETHERLANDS
[redacted]CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU HAVE WON 750,000 EURO
Posted by Chris Rio 
